Here's a revision of the song "Propane Bill" to the tune of "Railroad Bill":

PROPANE BILL

Driving down Stone Bridge Lane,
Just see old Bill running propane –
Drive on, Propane Bill!

Chorus:

Propane Bill, Propane Bill,
He never shirked, and he never will –
Drive on, Propane Bill!

The wind was high, and it was pouring rain,
But there was Bill driving propane,
Drive on, Propane Bill! (CHO)

Bill saw downed power lines up ahead,
And he hoped them lines were safely dead –
Drive on, Propane Bill! (CHO)

Bill stepped on the gas, shifted into lower gear,
And for miles around you could hear:
Drive on, Propane Bill! (CHO)

Now Bill's in Heaven with the angel band,
There's a ten-foot crater from where he left the land –
Drive on, Propane Bill! (CHO)

Mother is still off the grid this morning but maybe she'll be hooked back up by the weekend.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble