Well, I fell asleep and missed the whole darn prom. Must have been the spiked punch. I did finally find my lobster... only NOW HE'S MISSING BOTH CLAWS! Whoever did this had better fess up! Then again...this may not be my lobster at all. Might be a Crawfish.

I'd like a large rootbeer float, please. Great for the post-Prom blues.