Back when I worked at IBM in the 80's one of the guys in the department
was talking about his Navy days.

"Guess what the least amount I ever paid to get laid was" he eventually
asked.

"I dunno, maybe ten bucks."

He held up a single finger.

"One dolla'!" he bragged. "On liberty in Thailand. One dolla'!"

To this day, I'm still wondering exactly what it was that he was so
damned proud of.