Okay.

Owed to Officer Dana

Officer Dana is, like, the queen of my heart
I can hardly flippin' stand it that we are still apart
I think about her almost every day
Speshully when things ain't goin' my way, eh?

I think that we would make a great pare
Even if she wanted me to, like, wash my hair
More than I want to, like maybe twice a week
Which ain't reely nessesary unlest you are some kinda "clean" freak!

I would do ennything to be her true and only love
Except one or two things like....

like...

Flip! Ferget about that verse. It don't work.

Okay.

I would do ennything so's she could be mine
I would climb Mownt Everist if I had the time
I would even stop smokin'...for a day or two
Just to show her that my love is true

(I would, eh?)

I hope that one day we will be happilly married
And settle down in a nice apartment...maybe in Barrie
Cos I hear that Barrie is a good town fer cops
And if you are married to one, it'd be an okay place to flop.

Decent, eh?

- Shane

(I hope she gets to read it. I ain't seen her in awhile and it would be cool if she did and it might convinse her to get posted back to Blind River soon.)