And boy, am I sick of people who make that assumption! What a ridiculous idea! Monkeys are flea-brained, scatty, and inclined to be hysterical. They're ugly too. Anyone who thinks I got any monkey genes is out to lunch. Monkeys got tails. Do you see a tail on me? NO! I ain't no monkey! Get it straight. Babboons are monkeys. Rhesus are monkeys. Capuchins are monkeys. I am a chimpanzee. If it was Darwin who started this BS about us bein' descended from monkeys then I would like to go back in a time machine and bust his chops. What a jerk! Just ask Tarzan. I ain't no monkey and there ain't none in my family either. I am 100% ape. God's finest creation.

- Chongo