Flip you, man! Frist you steal my beer and then you stela my bother Don and now you are tryin' to steal my gril! Officer Dana and me are, like, realy close and I ain't seen her for a long time and now you are writng flippin' POMES to her! Well, I got a pome for youu:

Anybody steals my girl
I'm going to kick until they curl
Up with pain and spit up blod
Then I'll grind their face into the mud.

That's wat I'm gong to do to you when I get back to Blind River, you flippin' greasy clot!