Lissen, I gotta git out of this flippin' place. One of the girls up here has got the hots for me and if I don't git out of here her flippin' old man is gonna come down real flippin' hard on me. So I got me a ride out on a truck. The driver says he could use the company, so I'm out of here tomorrow at like about three flippin' a.m. in the morning. The flippin' mounties willhave to clean there onw flippin' crappers tomorrow!

And wehn I get back home some dust is gonna flippin' FLY!! It's gonna be like when Poopeye clobbers Blotto in the cartoons and I'm gonna eb Popeeye and that flippin' inpostre is gonna be flippin' Bludo!

- The Real Only Shane McBride