Oh you flippin' boltholes' son of a bolthole! I hope you get here soon, man. You are gonna kiss the glove and die! I will meet you in the back of the Tim Hortons like I said before. I patched things up with them and I am aloud on the propitty again. You are gonna be sorry you stoled my indentaty you IDIOT! I wisht I knew when you are gonna get here so's I could sell tickets to all my frineds and my fans arownd here to come and see your butt get kicked acrost town.

- Shane (the one, the ONLY, the MAN!)