Oh, it finished, mate. No such thing as deomcracy in the UK now. We've all been interned in camps run by eurocrats and staffed by asylum seekers and black people. It's illegal to speak English, all our bananas are forcibly straightened and we're being made to eat foreign food. It's terrible! There's only the Daily Mail and the Daily Express left as beacons of hope. We're awaiting a rescue mission led by Melanie Phillips and Richard Littlejohn...