I hope the flippin' looser impostder gets his mungoberries froze off up there in Eskymo land and then gets ate by a polar bear! Better yet, mayebe them Eskymos will be short of food and they will, like, put the flipface in the old stew pot, eh? That would be a good flippin' use of his sorry ass! What a bolthole. They should flippin' save him from a werse fate which is what will happen if th idiot ever shows up HERE and I get aholt of him.

- Shane (the real one) (at home in Blind River)