From "The Spoof":

Laura Bush Plans Impeachment Gala
Written by The Noosance
Story written: 24 April 2007

She's looking forward to the festivities In the event that any of the illegalities he has perpetrated are brought to a court of law, a proactive Laura Bush wants to be prepared for her husband's possible impeachment, her press secretary said in confidentiality.

"She is conferring with Washington caterers and party planners, determined to make this the most lavish impeachment gala in American history. Not only will the food and entertainment represent all the states that the ousted President disappointed, Kim Jong Il will be the headliner, doing his Elvis impersonator set."

The press secretary added, "And as a special send-off to her husband, she will have an extravagant, $100,000 peanut butter and jelly station, in honor of the soon-to-be-ex-President's favorite cuisine."

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