Wowbugger" - that sounds like a pretty effective bit of vituperation to me. "Up agiosnt the wall, wowbugger".

Anyway W'bugger - your post complainingabout the threads you don't like reminded of the fella who rang up to complain about the goings on on the beach next to the college on the other side of the river.

"Do you know that at six o'clock in the mornings there are young men out there swimming in the river - and they're stark naked!"

"Are you sure about that?"

"Of course I'm sure - I've seen it with my own eyes on numerous occcasions."

"But it's a mile away from where you live - how have you managed to see it."

"Young man, have you never heard of the telescope?"