Two flys are sitting on a piece of Shit. One of them farts. The other say "Do You Mind! I'm Trying To Eat Here!"



A young Indian brave comes to his father and asks "Father how is that you came up with my brother and sister's names?"

"On the night your sister was born, I left the teepee and the first thing I saw was the moon shining over the lake, so I named her Silver Waters. On the day your brother was born I left the teepee and the fist thing I saw was a male deer, so I named your brother Rnnning Buck...
Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"