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Thread #92494   Message #2034903
Posted By: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
24-Apr-07 - 08:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
You are so flipping right, Carl. Presenta-flippin-bility is three quarders of the flippin' battle, eh? That is why when I want to impress a girl fr'instance...I take a lotta care with my "look", eh? I make sure to wear cool clothes, like my T-shirt that has a red arrow on it pointin' down and it says under the arrow:

FREE SEX (Men need not apply)

And I usually shave maybe twice a week too. If it needs done.

And I wear my jacket. That jacket has been around some, lemme tell ya.

And the hat. The hat has got to go on just right. You don't wanna wear yer hat like some kind of geek, know'm sayin'? I usually wear mine straight backwards, cos that is the coolest way to do it. You can tilt it a bit to one side fer the "dangerous" look too. Some chicks totally dig that.

Then you give' 'em a wink and a grin. Works for me. I don't hardly have to say anything.

- Shane