"Three Men, A Chicken, And A Cow"

There were three men traveling together, a priest,
a farmer and a lawyer. It was starting to get late
and they needed to find a place to sleep.

They came across this farm and they asked the
farmer there if they could spend the night. He said,
“That’s fine but my guest room is only big enough
for two people, one of you will have to sleep in the
barn.”

The priest said, “I don't mind sleeping with God's
creatures, I will take the barn.” So they all agreed
and went to their rooms.

About an hour later there was a knock at the guest room
door and there stood the priest. “There is a chicken in
there that won't stop clucking! I'm sorry but I'm going to
have to sleep in the guest room.”

“That's ok,” said the farmer, “I'll sleep in the barn, after
all, I'm used to it.” So they all agreed and traded places.

About an hour later there was a knock at the guest
room door and there stood the farmer. “I can't stand
the odor from that cow in there any more. I'm sorry
but I'm going to have to sleep in the guest room.”

“Well, I guess that leaves me,” said the lawyer. So
he went to sleep in the barn. About an hour later
there is a knock at the guest room door and there
stand the chicken and the cow....