We should probably discuss Rule 6 in more detail, although there may be some wisdom to this rule. We had a similar "incest prohibition" rule in our old housing co-op in Lansing, Michigan. It didn't work but it was much admired!
With regard to potential sponsors, I'd be willing to approach Shipyard Brewery in Portland, Maine. Here's a link to their website if you'd like a free sample of their product: Bottoms up!