Guest HiLo is a man after my own heart:

A Gibson J 45 which I spent my life savings on in !973. It is the only guitar I own...or want...or need..

(Unless, of course, Guest HiLo is female, in which case she's a woman after my own heart.)

I bet that's a real nice guitar, and that it doesn't get "shamefully neglected" like so many instruments belonging to GAS victims. You only have two hands, right?