Bearded Bruce -- good advice - a keyboard cover does seem to be in order!

Micca - I use Rule Britannia as the music behind one of my radio commercials -- exploit anything English, I say!!!! Thank God I am still a UK citizen so am not being quite as crass as it seems!!!!!

Barry - thank you!

And as I am still at work and it is late, goodnight to all!!!!! Thanks to everyone for the support -- this has actually, all humour aside, been quite harrowing!