The difference between the Bodhran player and the seat he should be giving up for the melodeon pushers and the fiddle scrapers - is that the seat only has to support one bum.

And a worthy Irish session in Slough - or any worthy arts there - now that is a rarity. Almost worth going there just to bang my red drums.......... one is never enough.

AND Mrs Lemon - (sour grapes?) - please wash & wipe your knife before playing your Bodhran - it will sound so much nicer.