It's not that Chongo doesn't like me, John, we just have very different values about some things, so we don't always agree. But Chongo wouldn't attack me. He only attacks really aggressive people who get in his face. People who are "askin' for it". That's not me. He's also got surprisingly strong moral standards, and would never hire out to attack "almost anyone". In fact, he would probably attack someone who offered him money to DO that. Chongo grew up idolizing the "good guys", like Tarzan and Philip Marlowe....strong men of few words who take action to defend the weak and innocent and defeat the evil forces that prey on society. That's how he sees himself. He's a real romantic.

Chongo gets hiccups sometimes too, so I think he will really appreciate all the good tips on this thread.