This is me, eh? I am in the liberry in Massey. I see that the tfipplin' im;oposter is in some libeery in a place clalled Mayo. I hope he flippin' dies there too. I looked up Mayo on, like, Mapqwest, eh?   It is in the flippin' Yukon! Not only that...it is so far flippin' outta the way of anythin' else that you could flppin' drop an A-bom on the place and I seeriously dowt that anyone would flippin' notise or even care!

Flip me. Sounds like exacrtly the place where a flippin' imposter shoud be, eh?

I hope he gets ate by a flippin' kodeeak bear.

Anyways, the trip to Huntsville ain't goin' so well. I guess maybe I am not wearin' the right clothes becoz I don't seem to get to many rides bein' offered when I'm hichin' at teh side of the road. Maybe it is the FREE SEX T-shirt that they do not like?

I will hafta see if I can score some other clothes. There is a Sally Ann place arownd here with a drop box. Sounds like the place to go. I will hit the drop box when no one is lookin' and get a whole new outfit, eh? Flippin' decent.

Die, im;pstoer, die!

Yers,

Shane McBride (the real one.)