John-

Thanks for encouraging the song challenge anyway!

As one who composed a brilliant song about the cow falling from the sky and sinking a Japanese fishing trawler, I am sensitive to such shams.

But the question remains, what do we do with 2000 virtual sheep-poodles?

And why didn't someone in the story suggest that the nefarious company was "pulling the wool over the eyes" of its customers?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble