Here is an old traditional Western folk song I've just written. Please send royalties to Khandu.

Here out West we have a name
For Wind and Rain and Fire
The Fire's "Hot," the Rain is "Wet,"
And we call the Wind Mariah.

Mariah blows the stars around
Horses, trains, and cattle,
The Courthouse roof, the Baptist church,
And Big Sam's baby's rattle.

No, no. No need to thank me. Just send those royalties to Khandu.