Well, I didn't have phone service for a whole week! (I only lost electricity for two days.)

I spent a great deal of time wondering just what it was I used to do back before I found the Internet. There's a country song in here somewhere.

Just sit back and let me whine
I ain't got a thing to do with my time
My computer's broke like circus pony
I'm sittin' here gettin' all sad and lonely
I feel neglected, dejected, don't know what I expected,
Cuz all my friends are on-line.