Ye gods, has the entire world not heard of Latin dance?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tango_(dance)

In particular, check the two pictures further down. Yes, Shetty is off balance and doesn't seem to be doing it well. But if you notice, she's also holding a microphone, which doesn't exactly help.

Yesh, all those dirty, filthy perverts who dance tango - or any other close dance that might imply intimacy between the participants. Lock them up!

Charley and MG, if Richmond, Maine is far enough up its own ass that close dancing is a jail offence, I thank whatever gods there are that I'm living somewhere that's out of the Middle Ages. Sounds like the only difference between Iran and Richmond, Maine is the language.

Graham.