Graham-

Anytime you want to visit our town and holler "if Richmond, Maine is far enough up its own ass that close dancing is a jail offence..." you are more than welcome to do that. But the police are unlikely to trouble you. More likely it's the Public Works Department that will pick you up and re-deposit you in the Town Landfill, assuming that the "good ol' boys" don't get to you first.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble