The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2039637
Posted By: Rapparee
30-Apr-07 - 02:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads

We absolve you of your heinous and grievous and nearly unforgivable sin, that of Failing To Believe In Me. We do require certain penances of you, beginning with the donation of all of your worldly wealth to Khandu because We, as Deity don't need it and besides, We can get it from him anytime We wish. You will also sprinkle your heads with hot ashes, but as an all-beneficent deity We enjoin you from harming yourselves by doing so. Lastly, We require you to climb Soyo-San (also known as Mt. Soyo) by walking on your hands; you may descend in the normal way, by jumping off.

We strongly suggest that you do not do this again.

Your Beneficent and Forgiving Overlord,