These are all pretty good names with the exception of the Faltering Fullback and The Leg of Mutton and Cauliflower which don't easily fall off the tongue .
Spinner & Bergamot, doesn't fall easily off the tongue but it has genuine roots !!!!
Love 'Sally Up Steps'.
I agree wholeheartedly with Geoff the Duck, about Scruffy this and Dirty (or Durty) (or Dutty) that - all shitty contrived names.