As I sat by the duchess at tea
She asked, "Do you fart when you pee?"
I replied with some wit,
"Do you belch when you shit?"
And felt it was one up for me.

Still I sat by the Duchess at tea
When she asked if an eggplant I ever did see?
I replied "Yes," rather bored
And she said, "Sir, you've explored"
"Up a hen's ass much further than me."



A young woman named Jenny McNair
Was had by a man all covered in hair.
Then he took off his hat
And she realized that
She'd been fucked by Smokey the Bear.

A pretty young lass from Norway
Hung by her heels in the doorway
She told her young man
Get off that divan
I think I've discovered one more way.

There was a young miss named Ann Hiser
Who claimed that no man could surprise her
But when Pabst took a chance
He found Schlitz in her pants
So now he is sadder Budweiser.

Spaw