I got me a flippin' DEAL!! I'm gonna be flippin' RICH, man! See, I was in this bar drinkin' cheapo beer, which ain't cheep up hear, and got to tlaking with this guy. And he owns a flippin' GOLD MINE! So he tels me that he's got to go to Ottawa this coming Winter becuz his mother is therea nd nedes an operashun and if I'd work his gold mine for him this Winter he'd give me haf of the gold I minged. So I said, "How hard is it? and he said that the gold is in sand that I have to shofel so it can be washed. Washin' flippin' sand! and then you look at these things across the washing thing and just pick the gold rite out!

Flippin' EASY! So I said ok and he said he'd give me a hnudret dollers for a retenter and I signed a paper that I'd work for him.

So I'm gonna be flippin' RICH and Don is gonna just SHIT when I driv up in a new car and all the skanks will be all over me but I'm gonna hold out for Officer Dana. Flippin' RICH!