Ah, "Shane," take it from one who KNOWS, man: libraries have intrusion alarms and smoke detectors and these will bring cops and firefighters really fast. And if this one doesn't have them I suggest you get out BEFORE the staff arrives, because if they find out you've been eating the stuff in the Staff Room they'll fling whatever will be left of your broken, bleeding body into the toilet and flush it away.

Believe this. Nothing annoys a library staff more than somebody eating their stuff uninvited, except maybe people smoking in the library. And if you think they ain't tough, think two or three times more, even if it hurts. Because if they catch you, you WILL hurt. I promise you.

The last time I heard of the staff catching someone in a library it was up in Manitoba. When they had finished making him listen to a recorded book of Danielle Steel they...they pumped a gallon (3+ liters) of library paste up his, well, his you-know-what and then fed him some laxative and threw him out into the street.

Bits and pieces of the guy found all over central Manitoba.

The cops just smiled and had another cup of library coffee and a donut from Tim's.

Believe me, man.