So our Northern Shane intends to work a gold mine 'this winter'? Since it is early May I can only conclude that there will be no meeting of the Shanes any time soon. Every time I get to thinking the big dust up is drawing near something like this happens. That doesn't even take into account the fact that Southern Shane is in Sudbury (guess he made it past McKerrow) on his way to Huntsville (until quite recently I was picturing Officer Dana in Alabama).

And another thing, when Southern Shane was telling us about his trouble with the law regarding his lack of discretion behind Tim Horton's I had pictured him out behind a bar. After looking into things a bit it now seems that Tim Horton's is a donut shop. Somehow pissing on the back wall of a donut shop just doesn't have the same panache. Plus, if you don't want the cops to see you taking a leak in public don't pee on a donut shop. Geez, even Shane ought to know better than that.