Almost choke to death in church on a styrofoam communion wafer, 'cause they're not going to give you more than the one thimble of wine or spare any Holy Water. I had a sore throat from the flu at the time and went to the service anyway, and luckily, I died from neither the wafer nor embarassment, but I felt like I came close. And I'm sure God was rolling on His heavenly cloud floor nearly pissing himself with laughter. Nearly, I say because as old as He is, I'm sure he maintains some degree of control.

Well, Okay..........So maybe He just chuckled. It didn't seem funny to me at the time, though.