1. Republicans

2. SUV's

3. Democracy

4. Big Macs

5. Mom 'n Pop stores

6. Snail Darters (who cares???... I hate snail darters...)

7. Gasoline (but, hey, we won't have 24/7 NASCAR on TV anymore...)

8. Dumb people (Yes, after the Iraq war ends in 2017 Congress will pass a law making dumness a criminal offense and so dumb people will seek out un-dumbness correspondnece courses and become upstanding Menza folk)

9. Arithmatic (way over due)

10. PC's (Yup, rather than waste time sittin' in front of a computer everyone will have "implants" so all you have to do is think of something and it will turn into a Google type search and all the possibilites will come into you mind... You know, like Orwell might have said if he ahd thought of it...)

Thats' my Top 10...

Bobert