Now I truly understand this confection I propose a potential new advertising jingle...Munch on a Twink
To the tune of Lily the Pink
Ohhhhhhhhh! Twink a Twink a Twink
Just munch on a Twink a Twink a Twink
The price is not too much to pay
It is stuffed full with
Noxious chemical compounds
That keep it fresh til judgement day
Ohhhhhhhhh! .... (Croak - choke - expire)
P.S. Make a note to hire new band for next advert
P.P.S. Send message of condolence to families of the first bandHyp