GUEST,BobStin: "Stop winging! We missed out on tickets last year. Accept there are not enough tickets to go round." So you think 6 1/2 hours on the phone for me and no tickets for you is a *good* way to run a festival? Remind me never to go to one you organise! A simple bit of good management would resolve the problem.

You remind me of ...

Yeh, an wen ah wer a lad, we lived in a gutter, and wen ar dad cum one e'd KILL us! Twice!

Yer think YOU ad it ard?! We ... etc. etc.