The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2045230
Posted By: Amos
07-May-07 - 11:32 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
If a phoenix remains in flight for more than four hours he should consult a physician.

" I just dunno what's the matter, doc....I keep trying to rise again, like I am supposed to, but nothing happens....".

"Son, here's a prescription for some Resurrectium. Just what you need...."

Wodda concept, eh? Next thing ya know, Glaxo Smith Kline (GSK), will come out with "Wheel Free!(tm)"

("We can't break your shackles to the wheel permannetly. Only you can do that. But with Wheelfree you can experience safe, reliable transcendence for up to four hours at a time...Known side effects include disorientation, religous conversion, inability to find the body, and vanishment of the material universe...If you experience an out-of-body experience for more than four hours, you should discontinue using WheelFree and consult a metaphysician, a physician, an engineer, a game-show host, or a streetwalker, whichever comes first.")

I am so there....finally, relief from transcendental dysfunction!!