Help Forum Posters

I don't know what's wrong with those folks anyway!

Help Forum Posters!

Who can understand anything they say?

Help Forum Posters!

They were disobedient, disrespectful oafs!

Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!

And while we're on the subject:

Help Forum Posters!

You can talk and talk till your face is blue!

Help Forum Posters!

But that won't bring that help forum back to you.

Why can't they be like we are,

Perfect in every way?

What's the matter with the Help Forum Posters anyway?

Help Forum Posters!

We tried to raise them the best we could

Help Forum Posters! Help Forum Posters!

Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!

And while we're on the subject!

Help Forum Posters! They were just impossible to control!

Help Forum Posters! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!

[Rock and Roll??!]

[Anyway...]

Why can't they be like we are

Perfect in every way.

What's the matter with Help Forum Posters

anyway!


[with apologies to the Bye Bye Birdie lyrics]