Martin, I can't remember the last time I was in church, but it's on my Baptism certificate. (Thank you Spike Milligan!)

Alison, Cobra, Den, Fibs, JimmyC, whattaya say we start our own wee Belfast clique here on the 'Cat, and speak only in wir own dialect.

I mane there's a buncha them Scatch ones speakin' in Lallans or Glesca or whatever the hell tongue they're chanderin' in, an' if yer nat frum Ahoghill or Ballymena ye can't understond an effin' thing they're sayin', so ye can't.

I manetasay, luk at the late great Little John Cameron. If he kin do it, so kin we.

Are yiz up fur it?

Am away fur a jook at ma John Pepper Dictionary, so Ah am.

Seamus


Alison, enny time...enny time. We'll start wir a wee lumber first, OK?

Seamus