Holy flip! A flippin' MOUNTIE is me? I mean, I'm a MOUNTIE? Or maybe the flippin' blothole enposder is a montie and is tryin' to trap me into syain' sumthing so I cna be arrested and detaned. Well, I'm not in Mayo anymroe. Nope. You couldn't find me in flippin' Moya if you looked under every rock around. So just tell that flippin' Muountie that I'm not here, ok? Maybe he can find that flippin' endposter who says he's me and arest him.

-- Shane McBride (not in Mayo)