Youse people are a flippin' sad case! All of youse. You people got no life. That is your rpblem, eh? If youse had a life...like I do...then youse would not say all the dumb stuff you do. I flippin' pity the hole bunch of you. I do.

I am well on the way to findin' Officer Dana and makin' my perposal to her. I am now in this little place south of Sudbury, and I got a chance to get on a flippin' computer here, eh? I ain't got much time. All's I will say is that when I do find Officer Dana I am gonna put my flippin' cards on the table. Yup. Destiny is mine this time. Beleive it, loosers!

This is Shane...signin' off.

- Shane

p.d. The flippin' BOLTHOLE who says that he is named Shane McBRide and that he is a mountie don't scare me!