Happy Birthday Kendall, My old mate, and many more, yours is a much-cherished friendship,
Tune "Courting in the Kitchen"

" Come all brave men and Bold, and to me pay attention
Don't take up DIY its the Devils own invention
Kendall had some leaks so he called in a Plumber
but he was left in the lurch which was an awful Bummer

with me tooral-ooral-ey
and me tooral-ooral addie
with me tooral-ooral-ey
and me tooral-ooral addie

Kendalls pipes were shot, said "they've leaked down at the back, see"
the plumber got annoyed told him stick it up his jacksie
So Kendall, not deterred, went to the Hardware store
now he goes there every day for more , and More and More"

There may be more!!