Cap'n Spaw sir, are ye right? Dave the ancient mariner cutlass and Colt .44 pistol in hand rushes to his Captains side.

What is it Pirates or other bastards of their ilk? we hit something? I'll skewer the first man that moves against ye or these fine ladies.

Aye, your backs covered sir. I'll shoot the first bastard that comes over the side and makes his move against these ladies too... Beggin yer pardon fer me strong words ladies..Just like the old days.. Blushing with shame the ancient mariner stands fast. Ready Aye Ready not the first time facing these perils of the river as the many scars attest..