Stardate 534, Terran Planetary Quadrant, North Ontarian sector of North American Continent:

We are looking about as usual for Earthlings with good genetic material. We will do a sweep tonight in the general area that lies south of the large Earthling city called Sudbury. The Earthlings in this area are mostly quite primitive, bestial, easily frightened and bucolic in nature, and don't believe in us. This makes them pretty easy to handle most of the time, and genetically speaking they are of rather hardy stock, although sometimes they have a dangerously high alcohol content for some reason. We must look further into how this is occurring. Perhaps we can use the information gleaned to further health studies on the home planets.

The Commander has informed me to ready the inspection labs for a new specimen or two. This should be interesting. I wonder which gender of specimens we will aprehend this time? They all look fairly ugly to me, but perhaps not to each other. We hope to get a couple of them to mate this time. It would be most interesting to secure a holographic recording of this rare Earthling procedure.

We await sunset and cover of darkness. There is no point arousing too much unnecessary attention from these primitive humanoids and their noisy aircraft.