Stardate 534, Terran Planetary Quadrant, North Ontarian sector of North American Continent:

It is a lovely Terran night. We are presently monitoring a stretch of road alongside a wooded area, of which there are a great many here. Millions and millions and millions of rocks and trees. You have to see it to fully appreciate it.

There is an Earthling humanoid stumbling down this road. He is going on the side so as to avoid the big vehicles that pass by. Every time one does, he sticks one of his digits in the air at it. This may be a formality of some kind, but I'm not sure.

This Earthling should do. I shall ready the teleportation equipment and charge up the probes...