We have the Earthling more or less clean now, after applying massive amounts of Agent 53. His vestments have been thrown into the disintegrator beam, as they were deemed beyond cleansing. We will supply him with new vestments shortly out of our own supplies. He will look very much better in a close-fitting silver body suit and boots and gloves. His strugglings and frenzied vocalizations have been quite something to witness, and we have made holographic recordings of it all for future analysis.

Meklor is under sedation while we try to determine how to restore him to his normal mental faculties. The last thing he did was to beg for "pizza", whatever that is...