Bad things happen elsewhere (the USA,) not here]

When travelling, make say you are not american.

Wait your turn, No rush, why stress out, if not today, tomorrow

Poutine and Donairs are Canadian gourmet foods

Windshield antifreeze is a 12 month affair

Everyone knows We made the ski doo and the Canada arm

Guns kill people, not us

Quebec girlie bars rule

Tax, tax, and tax again

Nirvana is retire and become a snowbird