"You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view."
Maureen Lipman.

"If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut
Helmet sticker.

"She was sucking so hard the sheets were going up my ass..."
Unknown

"When the surgeon came to see her on the morning after her operation, the young woman asked how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. 'I really haven't thought about it', gulped the stunned surgeon. 'You're the first patient who's asked me that after a tonsillectomy!'"
Joke