"Top Ten" Commandments - gleaned from above. To recap with my faves:

Thou shalt wear a tuque and anorak in humility before God
Thou shalt not walk on slob ice
Thou art from Canada first, your province second* (applies only to Ontario, for others thou art from your province first, Canada second)
Be sure there's enough gas in the Skidoo
Thou shalt have no other gods but expatriates in entertainment
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's two-four
On winter vacation, make sure locals know you are Canadian güero (to impress them)
Thou shalt talk green and buy bottled water and farmed salmon
Thou shalt not covet the two-four of your brother's can't believe it's not butter
Thou shalt not put your tongue on the flagpole