So... God hates children now? when the spirit of a child comes over to play you... bludgeon it!! Oh, OK!! That's fine, I get it now!

Unless they pay their full cover charge and are unable to make the slightest noise?

"Children!!!! How many TIMES do I have to TELL you not to BREATHE in public!!!

"For shame!!!!!"

Consciences, believe me-- if this is how YOU grew up, I am so sorry. It should never be so.

~Prays~